Should Paddy and Heidi get married

Fun Game

2009-02-22T16:06:00.000-08:00

Paddy is back

2006-10-10T17:41:00.000-07:00

We thought we had lost him. Yes Paddy was gone for the holidays but it turns out that he was actually being held hostage by his mum who decided that Paddy should settle down into a proper settled relationship. She was offering a thousand dollars to anyone that would gladly come to Paddy's rescue. Hiedi has a job and therefore dosn't need money so instead she went and watched snakes on a plane.

To the Tune of Advance Australia Fair

2006-08-30T16:11:00.000-07:00

Uni students let us rejoice
Cause Paddies pecks are hard
There much more better than both mine
My nick name's Tub Of Lard

For all the girls that love him
Be careful cause he's hot
He'll have ten new girls to bonk
Their knickers not in knots

He'll grope you hard
Then not send a card
Paddies Amazing Pecks

Paddy, Champion Of the RSL

2006-08-23T16:28:00.000-07:00

The other night Paddy went behind Heidi's back and got a little drunk. Good on you paddy. Stand up for your rights as a human being and get sloshed to the point you are looking at Monica Lewinski thinking "Damn I could go her!" Paddy, Champion of the world!

Paddy, stop being a spoil sport and pck up your droppings

2006-08-20T15:52:00.000-07:00

Paddy sometimes wishes he can play cow paddy bingo. One reason is he likes to cuddle cows, the other is, his name is Paddy and he poo's in public. What an amazing sight to behold. We love you Paddy and your amazing pecks.

Paddy and Daisy

2006-08-20T15:37:00.000-07:00

Paddy's friend hates cows after a horrible experiece involving a year 10 work experience thing. He was telling Paddy about this when Paddy said" I love cows they're so great i could just cuddle one" I'm sorry Heidi but there is really only one way you can take a comment like that. Imagine the shame of Paddy's poor mother. Everyone visit http://paddycow.blogspot.com and yell abuse at the cow (pardon the pun) who is trying to seperate our great queen from our great king.

Paddy's Mum

2006-08-13T15:49:00.000-07:00

Paddy's mum is a lovely old thang. She loves her boy more than anyone else in the world, she also has amazing pecks. Paddy's mum will smash anyone that trys to take Paddy away, I should Know. Heidi's tough and all but with Paddy's mums pecks i mean.... shes doomed. Sorry Hi just telling it like it is. Though if Heidi does win i won't have to fight anyone for Paddy anymore.

Beef Bros

2006-08-10T21:42:00.000-07:00

Beef Bros is a uni tradition where the twenty voted best lookers at uni strip. With pecks like Paddy's and being the resident playboy Paddy was a definate, however Paddy didn't want Heidi to find out so he'd have to find another P. Smith to take his place, there are 45 P Smiths at uni but all of them refused violently so Paddy got his brother who is unfortunately still in school and underage, However Paddy was not one to be tied down by such laws even if these laws did stop him becoming a teacher, he'd get away with it. Phil has now had the honoured experience of being eaten alive by horny uni chicks before even going to uni.

Paddy, Stop that or I'll Ninja kick you in the head

2006-08-02T16:29:00.000-07:00

Paddy has the most amazing pecks. All you have to do is cop a grope like you would with any granny and you'll see that they are brilliant. Heidi dosn't think so. She thinks that man boobs are the way to go and if paddy wants some action then he'll need to boob up.

Oh Paddy why didn't you say.

2006-06-19T21:49:00.000-07:00

Heidi was a little upset she had suspitions about Paddy and his two best friends they seemed to enjoy takling Paddy and giving Bear hugs in very public places, so Heidi hired a gustapoe officer to interagate Paddy, after many hours of beatings Paddy admited "Yes i do enjoy coffee" Is This The End. Of course not Heidi also hired the ninja alpacas to bite Paddy whenever he had coffee with the addiction cured our female hero can once again say"Paddy take your underwear of your head before you go to class and lovingly rip Paddy's finger off to put on her necklace.

Always close the staffroom door OK

2006-06-12T21:05:00.000-07:00

A Friend of mine was dissapointed when she found out her year two teacher smoked, imagine how one of Paddy's kindas would feel if they saw what he did in the staffroom, we all know what Heidi's year sixes would think, i mean really the staffroom isn't the place for that horrid horrid thing, it's what u use uni computer rooms for, i mean really... looking at http://paddynheidi.blogspot.com is just not a decent past time esspecially if you laugh

Whip Boy

2006-06-12T20:52:00.000-07:00

Paddy said to his friends in the car "i always expected Heidi to be more dominating" You see the three people who were in the car with him knew his superhero alias, the mild mannered Paddy was the trusty assistant of Spank Man he was Whip boy, of course taking lines like the one Paddy said is a bad thing to do but then if there are only so many ways you can take it. Leave a comment telling me what you thought "i always expected Heidi to be more dominating" means and i'll give a fruit loop to the closest. Never wear your mask in public it scares people OK

Oh Great King

2006-06-04T21:41:00.000-07:00

Sometimes Paddy likes to make Heidi spew by showing her his liver. What a man. Paddy truly is a king and for ever we all shall bow down to his prowess with the ladies. People used to bow down to my prowess till they realized what it was that they were bowing down to.

Don't talk about Paddy please....

2006-06-04T21:28:00.000-07:00

After talking to recent ex-girlfriends of paddy I have reached several conclusions:
1. Rabbits don't like Horse meat
2. If King Kong went to Brisbane, lots of people would scream and run away
3. I wet my pants, then had to change them.
No wonder Heidi and Paddy should get married

Paddy is like a box of chocolates, unwrap him, bite him, and red stuff oozes out of him

2006-06-04T21:11:00.000-07:00

Paddy wanted a red car for his birthday but heidi decided he didn't deserve it. "Damnit" Paddy shouted spitting coffee all over his prized monkey. Heidi's name rhymes with Heini which could explain the numorous websites.

Ninja Alpacas.

2006-06-04T21:09:00.000-07:00

There are two people in Portland who everygirl wants to get with one is our hero Paddy, the other is the local leader of the clan of ninja alpacas. When the alpaca's learnt that Paddy met a girl they decided that she had to die. What they failed to realise was Heidi had earned the legendary pink and purple polka dot belt in the martial art pocuinthegut. Portland is now patroled by ostrich gangs due to the lack of ninja alpacas to patrol it and somehow a blue whale fell into the pub and Heidi is a local hero.

Who is Latina Anyway.

2006-06-02T22:37:00.000-07:00

One day Heidi walked in on Paddy singing My GirlFriends a Coffee Machine" by Phil smith and a colection of Lithgow Yokals and Blackheavens. She yelled "O so its Latina is it, why i should get that bbq started up right now." Paddy answered "Should i sing to Billy Ray Cyris then" to which he got a slapped over the head. He said "you really do love me then" and she said "U are a silly ninja aren't you" And then they had coffee with not only milk and suger, but cream aswell, how naughty, good thing those third grades caught them.

Staff room meetings

2006-05-31T17:42:00.000-07:00

The principle keeps a bunch of Chickens in the staffroomn one day Paddy couldn't help but make a romantic roast dinner for Heidi. At this point Paddy lead a child into the oven with the chicken using the salad fingers skills Heidisweetly told him, poor children.

Those sweet kids

2006-05-31T17:16:00.000-07:00

Heidi is disgusted by the kindigarteners Paddy teaches, the year sixes Hiedi teaches throw rocks at Paddy. The year 3s yell out "Paddy leave those sheep alone and marry Miss Paddy'sfuturewife I should bribe those kids more often

2006-05-31T17:12:00.000-07:00

Paddy likes animals, but only ones with nipples. Still dosn't quite explain why he wants to marry Heidi, a human with nipples. Oh well, I guess he'll have to adjust just like I had to when I married Whoopie Goldberg, a human with five nipples.

2006-05-31T17:05:00.000-07:00

Wonderful things happened today. Paddy said the words "I'm a ninja", Heidi said "Paddy, clean your bottom". Arn't they cute.

A Lime green and blood red wedding

2006-05-31T17:03:00.000-07:00

"Seriously" Paddy said excitedly as Hiedi brought down a large metal pole on his head yelling "MARRY ME OR ELSE YOU SCUM" Paddy had been dreaming about heidi since she first yelled out "one day i'll rip your heart out and bbq it." The only women his brother Phil could pull was his neighbours ostrich and he had to outdo him. Since that ostrich attacked Phil, Paddy wanted a violent proposal.