A Lime green and blood red wedding

"Seriously" Paddy said excitedly as Hiedi brought down a large metal pole on his head yelling "MARRY ME OR ELSE YOU SCUM" Paddy had been dreaming about heidi since she first yelled out "one day i'll rip your heart out and bbq it." The only women his brother Phil could pull was his neighbours ostrich and he had to outdo him. Since that ostrich attacked Phil, Paddy wanted a violent proposal.