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Paddy is back

We thought we had lost him. Yes Paddy was gone for the holidays but it turns out that he was actually being held hostage by his mum who decided that Paddy should settle down into a proper settled relationship. She was offering a thousand dollars to anyone that would gladly come to Paddy's rescue. Hiedi has a job and therefore dosn't need money so instead she went and watched snakes on a plane.

To the Tune of Advance Australia Fair

Uni students let us rejoice
Cause Paddies pecks are hard
There much more better than both mine
My nick name's Tub Of Lard

For all the girls that love him
Be careful cause he's hot
He'll have ten new girls to bonk
Their knickers not in knots

He'll grope you hard
Then not send a card
Paddies Amazing Pecks

Paddy, Champion Of the RSL

The other night Paddy went behind Heidi's back and got a little drunk. Good on you paddy. Stand up for your rights as a human being and get sloshed to the point you are looking at Monica Lewinski thinking "Damn I could go her!" Paddy, Champion of the world!

Paddy, stop being a spoil sport and pck up your droppings

Paddy sometimes wishes he can play cow paddy bingo. One reason is he likes to cuddle cows, the other is, his name is Paddy and he poo's in public. What an amazing sight to behold. We love you Paddy and your amazing pecks.

Paddy and Daisy

Paddy's friend hates cows after a horrible experiece involving a year 10 work experience thing. He was telling Paddy about this when Paddy said" I love cows they're so great i could just cuddle one" I'm sorry Heidi but there is really only one way you can take a comment like that. Imagine the shame of Paddy's poor mother. Everyone visit http://paddycow.blogspot.com and yell abuse at the cow (pardon the pun) who is trying to seperate our great queen from our great king.

Paddy's Mum

Paddy's mum is a lovely old thang. She loves her boy more than anyone else in the world, she also has amazing pecks. Paddy's mum will smash anyone that trys to take Paddy away, I should Know. Heidi's tough and all but with Paddy's mums pecks i mean.... shes doomed. Sorry Hi just telling it like it is. Though if Heidi does win i won't have to fight anyone for Paddy anymore.

Beef Bros

Beef Bros is a uni tradition where the twenty voted best lookers at uni strip. With pecks like Paddy's and being the resident playboy Paddy was a definate, however Paddy didn't want Heidi to find out so he'd have to find another P. Smith to take his place, there are 45 P Smiths at uni but all of them refused violently so Paddy got his brother who is unfortunately still in school and underage, However Paddy was not one to be tied down by such laws even if these laws did stop him becoming a teacher, he'd get away with it. Phil has now had the honoured experience of being eaten alive by horny uni chicks before even going to uni.