Beef Bros

Beef Bros is a uni tradition where the twenty voted best lookers at uni strip. With pecks like Paddy's and being the resident playboy Paddy was a definate, however Paddy didn't want Heidi to find out so he'd have to find another P. Smith to take his place, there are 45 P Smiths at uni but all of them refused violently so Paddy got his brother who is unfortunately still in school and underage, However Paddy was not one to be tied down by such laws even if these laws did stop him becoming a teacher, he'd get away with it. Phil has now had the honoured experience of being eaten alive by horny uni chicks before even going to uni.