To the Tune of Advance Australia Fair

Uni students let us rejoice
Cause Paddies pecks are hard
There much more better than both mine
My nick name's Tub Of Lard

For all the girls that love him
Be careful cause he's hot
He'll have ten new girls to bonk
Their knickers not in knots

He'll grope you hard
Then not send a card
Paddies Amazing Pecks