Staff room meetings

The principle keeps a bunch of Chickens in the staffroomn one day Paddy couldn't help but make a romantic roast dinner for Heidi. At this point Paddy lead a child into the oven with the chicken using the salad fingers skills Heidisweetly told him, poor children.

Those sweet kids

Heidi is disgusted by the kindigarteners Paddy teaches, the year sixes Hiedi teaches throw rocks at Paddy. The year 3s yell out "Paddy leave those sheep alone and marry Miss Paddy'sfuturewife I should bribe those kids more often

Paddy likes animals, but only ones with nipples. Still dosn't quite explain why he wants to marry Heidi, a human with nipples. Oh well, I guess he'll have to adjust just like I had to when I married Whoopie Goldberg, a human with five nipples.

Wonderful things happened today. Paddy said the words "I'm a ninja", Heidi said "Paddy, clean your bottom". Arn't they cute.

A Lime green and blood red wedding

"Seriously" Paddy said excitedly as Hiedi brought down a large metal pole on his head yelling "MARRY ME OR ELSE YOU SCUM" Paddy had been dreaming about heidi since she first yelled out "one day i'll rip your heart out and bbq it." The only women his brother Phil could pull was his neighbours ostrich and he had to outdo him. Since that ostrich attacked Phil, Paddy wanted a violent proposal.