Oh Paddy why didn't you say.

Heidi was a little upset she had suspitions about Paddy and his two best friends they seemed to enjoy takling Paddy and giving Bear hugs in very public places, so Heidi hired a gustapoe officer to interagate Paddy, after many hours of beatings Paddy admited "Yes i do enjoy coffee" Is This The End. Of course not Heidi also hired the ninja alpacas to bite Paddy whenever he had coffee with the addiction cured our female hero can once again say"Paddy take your underwear of your head before you go to class and lovingly rip Paddy's finger off to put on her necklace.

Always close the staffroom door OK

A Friend of mine was dissapointed when she found out her year two teacher smoked, imagine how one of Paddy's kindas would feel if they saw what he did in the staffroom, we all know what Heidi's year sixes would think, i mean really the staffroom isn't the place for that horrid horrid thing, it's what u use uni computer rooms for, i mean really... looking at http://paddynheidi.blogspot.com is just not a decent past time esspecially if you laugh

Whip Boy

Paddy said to his friends in the car "i always expected Heidi to be more dominating" You see the three people who were in the car with him knew his superhero alias, the mild mannered Paddy was the trusty assistant of Spank Man he was Whip boy, of course taking lines like the one Paddy said is a bad thing to do but then if there are only so many ways you can take it. Leave a comment telling me what you thought "i always expected Heidi to be more dominating" means and i'll give a fruit loop to the closest. Never wear your mask in public it scares people OK

Oh Great King

Sometimes Paddy likes to make Heidi spew by showing her his liver. What a man. Paddy truly is a king and for ever we all shall bow down to his prowess with the ladies. People used to bow down to my prowess till they realized what it was that they were bowing down to.

Don't talk about Paddy please....

After talking to recent ex-girlfriends of paddy I have reached several conclusions:
1. Rabbits don't like Horse meat
2. If King Kong went to Brisbane, lots of people would scream and run away
3. I wet my pants, then had to change them.
No wonder Heidi and Paddy should get married

Paddy is like a box of chocolates, unwrap him, bite him, and red stuff oozes out of him

Paddy wanted a red car for his birthday but heidi decided he didn't deserve it. "Damnit" Paddy shouted spitting coffee all over his prized monkey. Heidi's name rhymes with Heini which could explain the numorous websites.

Ninja Alpacas.

There are two people in Portland who everygirl wants to get with one is our hero Paddy, the other is the local leader of the clan of ninja alpacas. When the alpaca's learnt that Paddy met a girl they decided that she had to die. What they failed to realise was Heidi had earned the legendary pink and purple polka dot belt in the martial art pocuinthegut. Portland is now patroled by ostrich gangs due to the lack of ninja alpacas to patrol it and somehow a blue whale fell into the pub and Heidi is a local hero.

Who is Latina Anyway.

One day Heidi walked in on Paddy singing My GirlFriends a Coffee Machine" by Phil smith and a colection of Lithgow Yokals and Blackheavens. She yelled "O so its Latina is it, why i should get that bbq started up right now." Paddy answered "Should i sing to Billy Ray Cyris then" to which he got a slapped over the head. He said "you really do love me then" and she said "U are a silly ninja aren't you" And then they had coffee with not only milk and suger, but cream aswell, how naughty, good thing those third grades caught them.